Hi there, I'm currently toying with these guys and having a ball. I've got 4 suckers that I'm letting go today.. Want my little email exchange with doctor desmond?
Best regards
Thatsme

From: "DR.DESMOND AKU." <louismbanefoesq@msn.com>
Sent: January 8, 2006
Subject: BUSINESS PROPOSAL

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH.
MINISTRY OF HEALTH LAGOS -NIGERIA.,
LAGOS - OFFICE.
FROM THE DESK OF: DR.DESMOND AKU.
REFERRAL EMAIL ADDRESS: doctor_aku@ny.com

Good Day,

RE: URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED.
Although this proposal might come to you as a surprise, since it is from someone you do not know or have seen before, but based on recommendations, I gathered from a very reliable source here in Nigeria.

I am the Director, Fund Co-ordinator of the Finance Contract Department of Federal Ministry of Health.

The crux of this letter is that the Finance/Contract Department of the Federal Ministry of Health (F.M.O.H.) deliberatly over-inflated the contract values of various contract awarded.

In the course of disbursement, my office was able to track down the sum of US$23.5M as the over invoiced sum. This money is now floating in the F.M.O.H. domicilliary account with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

I and my colleagues now want to quickly tranfer this fund to a safe nominated foreign account for possible investment abroad. We are not allowed as a matter of government policy to operate any foreign account because of our status as civil / public servants.

Hence, the need to solicit for your full banking details, to enable us transfer this money into your account.

Upon your acceptance of this proposal, we have also agreed on a sharing ratio:
1. 25% for you as the account owner
2. 65% for I and my colleagues
3. 10% will be set aside to defray all incidental expenses both locally and internationally during the course of this transaction.

Furthermore, we shall be coming over to your country when the money is finally in your account and we shall be relying on your advise as regards to investment of our share. be informed that this business is genuine and 100% safe considering the High Powered Government officials involved.

Send to my E-mail address the following information:
(1). Your company name and address, bank name, address and account number
(2). Your telephone and fax number for effective communication

This is to effect the swift transfer of this fund into your account in less than seven (7) working days. Contact me strictly on my email address, while looking forward to a healthy business and fulfilling relationship with you.

Please get in touch with me by my secured and confidential Private e-mail address: doctor_aku@ny.com

Yours faithfully,
DR.DESMOND AKU.
PLS REPLY TO: doctor_aku@ny.com

My dear Doctor
>Although this proposal might come to you as a surprise, since it is >from someone you do not know or have seen before, but based on >recommendations, I gathered from a very reliable source here in >Nigeria.
Who was it?

Your proposal is quite generous and I could do with that kind of money but before pursuing with you and sending anything I need to know more about you.
I'm afraid a phone is of no use. I am alas deaf following a diving accident some years ago.
Kind regards
Thatsme

From: "Dr. Desmond Aku." <desmond_aku44@yahoo.co.uk>
Sent: January 9, 2006
Subject: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT/ FURTHER DETAILED EXPLANATIONS.

Dear Thatsme,
In furtherance to your response regarding the above subject, first let me commend your effort toward our invitational proposal, as I assure you that if we maintain the level of confidentiality that is involved in this transaction, and with your strict following of my directives from here, the sky will be our limit in terms of success. Having said this, I feel I should bring you into the full picture of what we are doing to enable you know your part in making this deal a success. Already you know the source of this transaction which as a result of an over invoice sum in contract awarded to various parastetals.
Contracts were awarded by my government to different contractors and were over invoiced to the tune of US$23.5M after the completion of the contract, the contractors were paid their contract entitlement in full by the federal ministry of health leaving behind an over invoiced sum of Twenty Three Million, Five Hundred Thousand united states dollars with the Central Bank of Nigeria domiciliary account claims. The government has authorize my committee to compile a list of approved contractors to be paid. The said sum is still with the Central Bank Domiciliary Account.At first, we thought we could get it transferred through a courier service but on a second note putting you forward as the genuine contractor would be better and secure. In this regards, I solicit your urgent compliance by providing me with the required banking information to enable me apply for the approval and subsequent release of the entire sum into your nominated account.Also your telephone and fax numbers are needed for easy communication.
The Federal ministry of health is a Federal Government parastetal (i.e Ministry in charge of all health affairs affairs. It is the sole body that is in charge of all the health responsibilities and it take charges of all Hospitals, that is, Drugs and health services.The contract in question that is the supply and installation of computer accessories in the Federal Ministry of Health was awarded some time ago and has been duly executed. This was to make the Health ministry and all hospitals because of its nature computerized. The original contractors have been duly paid while the over invoiced sum is still lying waiting for all the proper documentation to be done by us with your assistance.
Now for us to be able to claim these over invoice sum, we need a foreign partner like you that can assist us because we are civil servant and we are not permitted by law to operate foreign accounts that is why we want to use you and your company coordinates to claim this fund as a subcontractor that executed the job of Twenty Three Million, Five Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars. We have all the necessary connections to make this deal work because we are part of the approving quarters that will approved all the necessary document that will legalize and authenticate this transaction.
I discuss your interest with my partners and they were happy that you have a man of your calibre to help us in this transaction. Also taking cognisance of the fact that this transaction is going to cost us money we have tasked ourselves US$20,000.00 (Twenty Thousand U. S. Dollars) each and we are four in number. This put together, we are sure will be enough to see this transaction to a logical conclusion and also we have agreed that for your assistance, you are going to receive 25% while, 10% has been mapped out for any accidental expenses, while the remaining 65% goes for me and my partners. Please do not always fail to call me as all phone bills, stationeries and expenses would be paid from the 10% we set aside for this transaction.
Note, that communication by phone is very important in this deal as such I urge you to give me an urgent call to confirm receipt of this message. Application of Claim form which you are expected to fill and send back to me by via email so that we can start the filling process.
Best Regards,
DR.DESMOND AKU.

THE DIRECTOR,
ACCOUNT/AUDIT DEPARTMENT
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH
IKOYI-LAGOS,
NIGERIA.

DEAR SIR,

RE: APPLICATION OF CLAIMS
CONTRACT NO: FMOH/PED/401/97
VALUED AT:TWENTY THREE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS.

I . . . . . THE PRESIDENT/CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF . . . . . SITUATED AT . . . . . DO HEREBY APPLY THAT MY CONTRACT SUM AS ABOVE GENERATED FROM THE SUPPLY AND INSTALLATION OF COMPUTER ACCESSORIES IN THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH (FMOH) RESPECTIVELY, SHOULD BE APPROVED AND TRANSFERRED INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT(S) AS STATED BELOW:

COMPANY
TEL: . . . . . FAX: . . . . .
BANK NAME . . . . .
ADDRESS . . . . .
TEL/FAX NO: . . . . .
ACCOUNT NO: . . . . .
BENEFICIARY'S NAME . . . . .
BENEFICIARY'S ADDRESS: . . . . .

I SHALL BE VERY GRATEFUL IF MY APLICATION IS URGENTLY TREATED AND MY FUND IS REMMITED INTO MY ACCOUNTS ABOVE WITH ACCRUED INTEREST WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY, FOR(YOUR COMPANY'S NAME)
(YOUR NAME & SIGNATURE/SEALED)

FIRST WARNING:

My Dear Doctor Aku

> Please do not always fail to
> call me as all phone bills, stationeries and expenses would be paid
> from the 10% we set aside for this transaction.
> Note, that communication by phone is very important in this deal as
> such I urge you to give me an urgent call to confirm receipt of this
> message.
I am very surprised to say the least! If you had carefuly read my first email to you, you'll would be aware that I had suffered permanent hearing loss following a diving acident some years ago so this rules out using a phone for communications. Plus you forgot to send me your phone/fax number. Do you have a fax #?

Also you said I was recommended to you from a source in Nigeria: WHO was this source?

Is doctor_aku@ny.com still valid?

I have been quite clear that I WILL NOT PURSUE this matter until you supply proof of your ID and tell me who your rec source was.

Kind Regards
Thatsme

From: "Dr. Desmond Aku." <desmond_aku44@yahoo.co.uk>
Sent: January 10, 2006
Subject: PUBLIC HOLIDAY:

Dear Partner,
I am very pleased to be associated with you. The content of your mail was well noted and highly appreciated.
Please, bear with me. This is public holiday as a result of moslem feast. All your demands will be forwarded immediately after the public holiday.
Please bear with me.
Thanks.
Your Partner,
Desmond Aku.

Dear colon-sniffing troglodytes, Wetin Dey?

All good things must come to an end and you annoy me.

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your posts. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. Who am I kidding? You would.

In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?

Get lost and if you think your tap well you are now Owu dey blow.