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Hi Miss Young,
I Love your site! Its loads of fun for me and my endless names
of email scammer! heres one of my own replys to one i recently got. Keep up
the good work though! your doing a good thing! |
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FROM THE DESK OF ELIAS UCHO,
AUDIT / FILE DEPTMENT,
BANK OF
AFRICA
OUAGA-BURKINA FASO
I Am Elias Ucho, the Manager in charge of
auditing and accounting unit foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA
Ouaga-Burkina Faso in West
Africa, with due respect and regards, I have decided to contact you on
a business transaction that will be very
Beneficial to both of us at the
end of the transaction. During my investigation and auditing in the bank, In
my department I came across a very huge sum of money belonging to our deceased
customer, a foreigner who died in a plane crash incident, you can also confirm
this in the website as follow:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
The
fund has been dormant in his account with our bank without any claim of the
fund, either from his family or relation before my discovery to this
development. Although personally, I kept this information secret within myself
to enable the whole plans of claiming the money and idea to be profitable and
Successful during the time of execution, the amount involved is
USD$20.000,000.(Twenty million us dollars.) Meanwhile the whole arrangement
and directives needed to put claim over this fund as the confide next of
kin
to the deceased, will be forward to you upon your acceptance, more
information about the deceased and our bank particulars will be relayed to you
as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me, and also
to benefit your self to this great business
opportunity.
In fact I
could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country and
bank as a civil servant, we are not allowed to operate a foreign
account
and if I do, it would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time
of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it
will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next
of kin, I will provide all the information the bank will need to approve the
claim for a foreigner who will present foreign account where he will need the
money to be re-transferred into on his
request as it may be, bear in mind
that the law of our bank says any body can be the next of kin to any account,
no matter his colour or race.
I will not fail to inform you that this
transaction is 100% risk free,
On smooth conclusion of this transaction,
you will be entitled to 30% of the
total sum as gratification, while 70%
will be for me Please, you have
been advised to keep top secret as I am
still in service and intend to
retire from service after I conclude this
deal with you. I will be monitoring
the whole situation here in the bank
until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your
country for subsequent sharing of the
fund according to percentages of
30%/70% as indicated and further investment,
either in your country or any
other country you may advice or help me to invest in. All other necessary
information will be sent to you when I hear from you. I suggest you get back
to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this deal. Please call me as
soon as you read this mail with my mobile phone number.
Best
Regard
Elias Ucho,
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My
response:
Dear Elias Ucho,
I must
applaud you for your eagerness to cooperate with a complete and utter
stranger. What courage you have! Such a trust worthy and honest
human being you are to show such blind faith! If only I were half the
humanitarian you are, oh the things I could do! As for your issue, I
must say thats a rather generous act your committing. Of course I would
love to assist your fleece of these funds, for it is only the dream of all
young children, to one day help swindle the innocent! I am also quite
sure your superiors in the Bank of Africa will approve of this action due to
its undeniably great cause! I am also confidant in this particular
instance, that you are in fact a bank representative, and am not at all
concerned with all the other e-mail bamboozles I have taken into my possession
over the times. I am also quite sure there are no sites with exact
references to your email or other emails regarding this exact same deal with
slight differences on surnames , countries , and/or occupation with the
overall same body of writing. As a matter of fact, I am so sure of your
moved by your actions that I simply MUST present your goodwill and charity to
the local authorities. Oh the attention you be getting, such a honorable
person as you! Please contact me again, for I am captivated by your
ceaseless thought and care of unknowns.
My best
regards,
Wolfman Onyx
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