Derek Jones: do a rethink

SIR,

RE: RELEASE INSTRUCTION ORDER FOR DIPLOMATIC CONSIGNMENT

THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF A RELEASE INSTRUCTION ORDER SENT TO US FROM OUR CARGO WAREHOUSE OFFICE IN IRAQ.

THE ABOVE IS IN RESPECT OF A SILVER TRUNK BOX DEPOSITED BY SGT. DEREK JONES OF THE 14TH BATTALION 6TH REGIMENT OF THE US MARINE IN IRAQ. THE DELIVERY OF SAME HAS BEEN MARKED IN YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY.

THE CARGO IS NUMBERED X23MSGTPIRQ2007 AND REGISTERED AS CONTAINING GOLD AND FAMILY TREASURES.

IN LINE WITH THE BINDING DIPLOMATIC DELIVERY SERVICES WE RENDER TO OUR CLIENTS ESPECIALLY DOOR TO DOOR HANDLING SERVICES YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO PURCHASE A DIPLOMATIC DELIVERY REQUEST FORM E2 (DDRF) WHICH WILL COST YOU THE SUM OF £200 GBP

WHEN FORM IS MADE AVAILABLE TO YOU, YOU WILL FILL SAME AND RETURN TO THIS OFFICE TO ENABLE OUR CARGO/DESPATCH DEPARTMENT TO PROCESS YOUR CARGO DELIVERY AND MAKE FREIGHT RESERVATIONS WITH OUR AIRLINERS TO MAKE DELIVERY TO YOUR ADDRESS .

YOU WILL ALSO NEED TO ATTACH TO THE DDRF (E) FORM THE FOLLOWING:

1,A SCAN COPY OF YOUR VALID INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR ANY FORM OF IDENTIFICATION (THIS IS TO HELP OUR DIPLOMAT WHO WILL ACCOMPANY THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR ADDRESS TO RECOGNISE YOUR PERSON WHEN HE ARRIVES)

2, A COPY OF THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE FOR THE CONSIGNMENT ISSUED ON THE DATE OF DEPOSITION

3, RECONFIRM YOUR PHYSICAL ADDRESS WHERE THE DELIVERY OF THE CONSIGNMENT WILL BE MADE.

ONCE WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF THE ABOVE WE WILL PROCESS AND ARRANGE FOR FREIGHT TO TAKE YOUR CONSIGNMENT FROM LONDON TO YOUR COUNTRY.

DO GET BACK TO US SO THAT WE CAN GIVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE PAYMENT FOR THE FORM TO BE SENT TO YOU.

ALSO ,NOTE THAT ALL OUR DELIVERIES ARE ACCOMPANIED BY OUR DIPLOMAT CREW STAFF TO THE POINT OF DELIVERY FOR SAFETY OF SAME.

FEEL FREE TO ASK FOR CLARIFICATIONS AS YOUR SATISFACTION IS OUR BUSINESS.

REGARDS,

DR THOMAS COLEMAN
DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS (FOREIGN)
Tel : +447 0359 40326
Fax : +447 0534 34101