Mr Emme Harry says: "This letter must come to you as a big surprise"
Hello, I am Miss Young. I received this story from a fellow scambaiter. In this story he uses the name Mark Harris. Go to the homepage to see more stories.
Dear Miss Young,

I thought I'd share a short little episode with you for your great site. I took the name of one of Howard Sterns irritating guests, Mark Harris (http://www.akamarkharris.com). I usually like to string these scammers along with a few of ol' Mark's horrible pictures and showtunes...it makes for great fun! 

I usually like to bate longer, but this guy was getting under my skin. So I zapped him with a great revenge link. You'll have to read below...

(I also made it a point to call him Enema in each letter)

Keep up the great work! (and I'll take an autographed Miss Young photo when they're available!)
From: "Emme Harry" <emmeharry_12@hotmail.com>
Subject: This letter must come to you as a big surprise
Date: Mon, 24 Apr 2006 

Greetings,

This letter must come to you as a big surprise, but I believe it is only a day that people meet and become great friend's and business partners. My name is Mr.Emme Harry. the present branch Manager of a bank here in Benin Republic West Africa. I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that I can trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you. Like I said, I have a transaction that will benefit both of us, as your assistance is required as a foreigner. I use to head the Accounts department in my bank head office, but last December I was asked to take osition of a Manager of our branch in Cotonou who passed on, so that was how I became the present Manager and discovered a fortune. As I resumed duty, I discovered an account with total sum of $18.1 million that has not been operated on for the past 3 years. From my investigation, I found out that this account belongs to one Late Mr. HAJI EL JAMAL ZOUE, a citizen of Lebanon who died on the recent plane crash in Cotonou Benin republic on the 26th of Dec. 2003 You can seach the Webside;http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html I have kept a close monitoring of the account since then and nobody has come forward to claim the money as next of kin to the Late Mr HAJI EL JAMAL ZOUE, meaning that no one is aware of the account. I cannot directly take out this money without the help of a foreigner and that is why I am contacting you for an assistance to claim the funds and share it with me. As the Manager of my bank branch, I have the power influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up as the next of kin to the account, with the 
correct information concerning the account, which I shall give you. I am seeking your co-operation to present you as the next of kin to the account. There is practically no risk involved, the transaction will be executed undera legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. If you accept to work with me, I want you to state how you wish us to share the funds in percentage, so that both parties will be satisfied. Contact me as soon as you receive this message if you feel we can work together, so as to give you more details. 

Thanking you in advance and may God bless you. 
Please, treat with utmost confidentiality. I wait your urgent response.
Meanwhile, I will like to speak with you on phone for more information. 
Please you are to keep this transaction a top secret in view of my sensitive position at the bank.
#NOTE: These are required of you.
(1) Your full Name.
(2) Your personal phone number.
(3) Your Address
Thanks and have a nice day.
Best regards,
Mr Emme Harry

111 killed in Benin plane crash
Friday, December 26, 2003 Posted: 11:15 AM EST (1615 GMT)

COTONOU, Benin -- Rescuers are searching for survivors after a Beirut-bound charter jet crashed on takeoff from a coastal airport in the West African country of Benin, killing at least 111, officials say.

About two dozens bodies and the plane's cockpit were found on the beach after the crash, which occurred Thursday afternoon as the Boeing 727 took off from the airport in Cotonou, Benin's commercial capital on the shores of the Atlantic Ocean.


Two boats approach the wreckage from the plane crash near Benin.

I made it a point to call him "Enema;" it just seemed to fit!

Dear Harry Enema,

I am interested.

I don't have a phone, I have a TTY because as I've aged, I'm hard of hearing.

I could certainly use the money, as my latest scrotum surgery has left it difficult to walk long distances. 

I look forward to your response,

Mark Harris
 
From: Emme Harry [mailto: emmeharry4@yahoo.it]
Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2006
Subject: From Emme Harry( Call Me Now)

Dear Mark Harris,  
The almighty will continue to bless you and your family for your kindness towards mankind and i believe that you have been blessed in various ways by ALMIGHTY. 

 

I have worked hard for years now trying to gather all the required information about this deceased customer after i found out that all his supposed next of kin are all dead leaving nobody behind to put claim over his left balance with this bank.I also got into his security file jacket in this bank and got all the needed information about his account and all information his next of kin should know. Because he was a foreigner, an Africa then i started looking for a foreign partner who will help me put claim over this fund. 

 

I will forward to you all the needed informations and will guide you adequately in this transaction.Good underground work has been done within the bank with my colleague with whom i have been
working hard towards the success of this transaction. 

 

Everything has been put into place and the transaction is 100% RISK FREE and will be finished in less than 7 banking working days after the application is tendered to the bank as next of kin to the deceased putting claim over his balance with the bank. 

 

I will appreciate you call me on my call phone number 00229-95 28 07 06 for further discussion and information if required. 

 

I will forward to you the text of application you will tender to the bank as next of kin to the deceased with all the required informations about the deceased and his account particulars with this bank after your reply. Also any advise you will give me for futher investment in your country is highly welcome my dear. 

 

You have to also reassure me that our own share of the funds will be safe in your hands after the successful inheritance and transfer of this fund to your account. For helping
us do this, you will be given 30% of the total fund as gratification, 10% will be set aside to take care of expences incured on the course of this transaction like telephone bills and other expenses that might come out for the success of this transaction while 60% will be for i and my colleague. 

 

I await your call and reply as the urgency implies. 

 

Thanks and God Bless you and your family. 

 

Best Regards,
Mr Emme Harry.
00229 95 28 07 06
****************************
 
I avoid the phone issue by telling him I went deaf. I was hoping he'd ask me for some song samples. Alas, he never did. This Enema was all business.


Dear Enema,

Do you have a TTY or a teletex system? as that is how I communicate on the phone. I can't hear, as my eardrums were perforated in a bizarre gardening accident. So while I cannot hear very well, I do fancy myself a singer -- especially show tunes. If you'd like, I will send you a few of them. 

So, my friend, it is best if we communicate through e-mail. Thankfully, it has become the dominate form of communication on the planet, givng someone like me the opportunity to communicate with millions. I do have a number you could try -- it's my TTY, but who knows. It is (240) 525-XXXX. My family is no more, as I am the only one left. My company is my family as far as I am concerned, as we sell many of my CD, cassettes, and videos before I went deaf. I make a lot of money off of them and have appeared on numerous syndicated shows in the US to sell them.

All the best,

MH
 
Dear Mark Harris ,

I very happy to do the business with you as you have assured me that you will keep the business as TOP SECRECT till you have the fund in your nominated bank account.

Without delays here is the text of application you will send to my bank as the next of kin to the deceased. After filling it please send a copy to me first before you send it to the bank to avoid mistake.

See the application form below, fill it and send to the bank through the bank email address as indicated on the form below.

Once again I thank you for your concern.

Have a nice day.

Mr Emme Harry
Attn: Rev. Ben Morrison
Foreign Remittance Director
African Development Bank Benin
Cotonou Benin, West Africa
TEL:00229-93 74 22 72
E-MAIL: info_af_dbb@yahoo.fr

SUBJECT: APPLICATION AS NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED.


I, Mr................ humbly apply to the bank as next of kin to your deceased customer,Late Mr.HAJI EL JAMAL ZOUE,a citizen of Lebanon,who died in a plane crash on 26th of Dec.2003 .I humbly apply and put claim over his balance with the bank, which is valued at USD$18.1M, left in his account still unclaimed ,Until his sudden death, we have been business associates , jointly in exposition and buying of Gold and diamond. The funds were transferred into his account through our bank, FORTES BANK. AMESTERDAM, HOLLAND, for purchase of Gold / Diamond.I wish to advise your bank to kindly return the funds to this account

Numbers stated below:.....................................................

BENEFICIARY NAME:...................
BANK NAME:..........................
BANK ADDRESS:.......................
BANK NUMBER :.......................
BRANCH NUMBER :.....................
DISIGNATION CODE :..................
ACCOUNT NUMBER :....................
SWIFT CODE :........................

Wishing my application will be given an urgent attention needed, as I wish the balance be released, and re-transferred into my account details. Accept my apologies for the late application it was due to some logistic problems, which have been just settled.

Mr. ........................
Tel:..............
Fax:..............
E-MAIL:.............
Occupation:.............
Date ofBirth:............
ADDRESS:...................
I then decided to have Yahoo close his e-mail address by reporting his sorry a$$ to them. 

Whoever this joker is, he keeps signing up for free e-mail addresses and attempts to scam people. It makes Yahoo look bad...

It looks like Yahoo closed him down, so he went to Yahoo.it. Plus I told him my family was dead...how insensitive.
 
From: Emme Harry [mailto: emmeharry4@yahoo.it] 
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2006
Subject: From Emme Harry

My Dear Mark Harris,

How are you together with your family? I hope fine. I wish to know if you have send the application to the bank as I directed you to do. If you have never done that, please you should try as much as you can to send the application to the bank so that the bank will start processing on how to transfer this fund into your bank account.

I wait for your response as the urgency implies

Yours' sincerely,
Mr. Emme.
 
Whatever. I didn't feel like playing the game any longer with this one, so I sent him one of the most vile links out on the web. It's not one I'd recommend that you click in a public place, but it's a great one to send to scammers! It's not a virus, but it's a script that runs on the browser that opens a series of gay porn pictures and yells in a booming voice, "I'm looking at gay porn!" over and over. It also opens your e-mail and pre-fills out a bunch of e-mails. 

Now, all of this can be stopped in one of two ways: (1) hitting the stop button on your browser, or (2) turning off the computer. If you want to give it a try, be my guest, but I've warned you!

I've tested it, and it gave me a bit of a mess to clean up, what with all the explorer windows and e-mails it opened! what a great way to zap a scammer in his/her internet cafe! 

Needless to say, I never heard from Emme (Enema) after this...

Hi Enema,

I will fill out the documents that you've requested. All I ask is that you visit my site and tell me what you think:
http://www.deviantclip.com/?Show=Media&Id=723.

 
End of story.
 

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